cybergay:

I THROW A GIANT BUCKET OF AMINO ACIDS IN YOUR FACE AND YOU BRACE YOURSELF BECAUSE YOU’RE STUPID AND PROBABLY THOUGHT IT WOULD MELT YOUR FACE OFF BUT AMINO ACIDS ARE ACTUALLY HEALTHY VITAMINS AND I HAVE DECIEVED YOU

(via mylittletreetopper)

When my mom is on the phone

ethiopianbutamerican:

daughterofthediaspora:

dominicandarwinism:

Mom: Yeah, they’re great. She’s home, actually. Do you wanna say hi? 

Me:

 

Gpomls= Gratuitous picture of my life story .

lmao that face!

My mom does this every time!!

(via pokemonmasterkanyewest)

Dear the “I hate Misha” parade:

mylittletreetopper:

Congrats, assholes. 

You are massive wankers. This is cyber bullying. 

Misha is human. And he is a perfectly kind person. 

So whatever fucking grudge you hold against him you can hold it against him personally. But don’t spread your bullshit. 

I am so disappointed. Like, mother-hen disappointed. 

Please think about what cocks you’re being, 
Wes 

PS. WOW I’M PISSED.

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